20 More Star Wars Quotes in the Context of Parenting

It’s Star Wars-Parenting Mashup time! It’s our third year featuring Star Wars with a parenting twist, and we’re excited about what the Force awakens in this round! Instant classic quotes from new school characters like Rey, Finn, and Kylo Ren plus unforgettable O.G.s like Han Solo take on hilarious, new meaning when viewed through the lens of parenting.

Spoiler Alert: Some quotes are revealing. If you haven’t seen the movie already (really?), see it first to preserve the quality of your viewing experience; then you can witness the power of this fully operational Star Wars-Parenting Mashup.

1. When you experience your first parenting fail…
“We’ll figure it out. We’ll use The Force.”
“That’s not how The Force works!”

2. When you’re on a diet and have to bake three dozen cupcakes for your child’s class…
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

Tuned In Parents - Star Wars-Parenting Mashup, When you return after a long road trip with a roaring, teething toddler... Chewie, we're home.

4. Kids: at bedtime, every night, without fail…
“The Resistance will not be intimidated.”

5. When you and your spouse finally have the house to yourselves…
“I could show you the ways of The Force.”

6. When you find yourself at another birthday party and you’re desperate to escape…
“Why are you helping me?”
“Because it’s the right thing to do.”
“…You need a pilot.”
“I need a pilot.”

7. Every time the PTA plans an event…
“People are counting on us. The galaxy is counting on us.”

8. When you drop your child off for the first day of school…
“We’ll see each other again. I believe that.”

9. When your little one really wants out of the car seat…
“You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.”

10. When new parents read online about potty training newborns in 24 hours…
“Is that possible?”
“I never ask that question until after we’ve done it.”

Tuned In Parents - Star Wars-Parenting Mashup, You start off the day channeling Yoda, but when the kids coffee-block you a fourth time, you go full Kylo Ren... “I’ll show you the Dark Side.”

12. When your brother-in-law lives on your sofa because his resume and dating profile taglines read…
“Without the Jedi, there can be no balance in The Force.”

13. When your dad tells your child how he embarrassed you growing up…
“Show me again, Grandfather, and I will finish what you started.”

14. When you smile at your kid’s growing pile of arts and crafts while thinking…
“Is there a garbage shoot? Trash compactor?”

Tuned In Parents - Star Wars-Parenting Mashup - #15 When you tell your mother-in-law what you really think... -You. You're afraid that you will never be as strong as Darth Vader.-

16. When you try to act “cool” around your kid’s friends…
“Don’t do that.”
“Do what?”
“Anything.”

17. When the kids catch Dad throwing away dirty dishes on his days to wash…
“Women always figure out the truth. Always.”

18. When your son stands up to the school bullies, and the girls notice…
“I’m a big deal in the Resistance.”

19. When Grandpa can’t get used to women in the military…
“Princess — General, sorry.”

Tuned In Parents - Star Wars-Parenting Mashup, When you send your kids to camp for the entire summer...-May The Force be with you.-

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About Elle C. Mayberry

Elle C. Mayberry is a mom and author, who just released a new children's book with her young daughter. With a passion for parenting and degrees in psychology and "make it workology," she created Tuned In Parents (TiP).

4 comments on “20 More Star Wars Quotes in the Context of Parenting

  1. Hahaha too funny so much parenting tips from star wars who would have thought it. Thanks for linking up to Share With Me. I have enjoyed reading your blog posts and so grateful for you linking up. I hope you will continue to link up in the next few weeks as I had the reins over to the new Share With Me hostess and continue long after linking up with her too. #sharewithme

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