It’s tip jar time, featuring favorite quotes, pics, real kid quips, and anything that jumps out at us from what you’ve dropped into the “tip jar”! Others are faves shared on our Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest pages.
Let’s kick it off with convos with kids and real kid quips! Love these!
KID (age 6): Wow! You’re still alive! I’m so proud of you!!
Grammy wear them, too?
MOM: (Laughs. Recovers. Explains the circle of life.)
MOM: Good one. Goodnight.
KID: I’m not a mammal, I’m a human!
MOM: Humans are mammals, baby.
KID: (gasp!) I’m an animal?!
KID: To keep away creditors.
KID: What are creditors?
MOM: A type of predator.
KID: What’s the hold up? Why aren’t we rich yet?
KID: Why do some bees wear yellow jackets?
ME: (lol) That’s just a type of wasp.
KID: No, they probably wear them to blend in.
KID: What is evolution?
ME: Your great-great-great-…grandmother was a fish.
KID: Our pet fish is my grandma?!
KID: Grandpa, I cleaned the bowl for you.
GRANDPA: Without soap or water?
KID: I licked it.
GRANDPA: Are you a little boy or a little dishwasher?
KID: A little boy. . . . But I wish I was a dishwasher.
Last, but not least, a few new parenting picture quotes that were received well in social media and are definitely worth sharing.
Wasn’t that a great tip jar? Funny, funny kids! If any of the above made you smile, laugh, and/or think, good! Sharing has that effect.